Cling film
My blonde wife called me today and said, "I'm at the supermarket, do you want anything?"
"Yes," I replied, "Pick me up some cling film."
"Any particular brand?" she asked.
"Get the box with catering cling film written on it," I replied, "It's 40 meters long."
"Sod off, Dave." she said,
"Yes," I replied, "Pick me up some cling film."
"Any particular brand?" she asked.
"Get the box with catering cling film written on it," I replied, "It's 40 meters long."
"Sod off, Dave." she said,
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