A quickie

[rebbonk]

A man goes into a cafe, looks at the menu, and says to the waitress, "I'd like a quickie." The waitress gives him a dirty look and asks what he'd like for lunch.

"I want a quickie," the man repeats.

The waitress slaps him in the face and orders him to leave.

As he's leaving another diner says to him, "I think it's pronounced quiche."