Buying a shotgun

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Buying a shotgun

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:31 am

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun.

It's for my husband, she tells the clerk.

Did he tell you what gauge to get? asked the clerk.

Are you kidding? she says.

Spoiler:
He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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