18th birthday

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18th birthday

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:55 am

It was my son's 18th birthday today, so I thought I should give him some inspirational phrases to prepare him for life.

"Forget your past, you can't change it.

Forget your future, you can't predict it.

Forget your present,
Spoiler:
you're not getting one."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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