Kate topless

These Kate Middleton topless pictures.

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It's just a storm in an A-cup.

I haven't seen the pictures myself but it seems to be a lot of fuss over a woman not wearing a hat?

What's the difference between the topless pictures of Kate Middleton, and the topless pictures of Prince Harry?

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Not a great deal if I'm honest.

I thought I was the only bloke in the world who hadn't seen Kate Middleton's

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Until I took out my magnifying glass.

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition

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of two small jugs

Prince William has been asked to take on extra royal duties.

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Well it's not as though he has got his hands full is it!