Kamikaze

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Kamikaze

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:37 am

As we sat down in the Chinese Restaurant, a waiter came to our table and said:

"Good evening, my name is Chow Mein and I will be your waiter for your meal"

We ordered and also had drinks.

When the drinks were delivered, the waiter got chatty and mentioned that he was a Kamikaze Pilot in the second world war.

"Weren't the Kamikaze Pilots meant to fly their planes into the ships thereby committing suicide?" I asked.

"This is true" the waiter said,
Spoiler:
"But my full name is Chicken Chow Mein!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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