Australian soldier
An Australian ends up next to a British soldier in the trenches during World War II
The British soldier turns to him and says, "good to see you, mate, have you come here to die?"
To which the Australian replies,
"no, mate,
The British soldier turns to him and says, "good to see you, mate, have you come here to die?"
To which the Australian replies,
"no, mate,
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