Me 'n the wife
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:36 amAfter a drunken night out I said to my wife, "I can't believe how fat and lazy you are."
"Will you please just get off my back!" she screamed.
"No, I wont," I said,
"Will you please just get off my back!" she screamed.
"No, I wont," I said,
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