Hot date

[rebbonk]

I was sat at the bar waiting to meet a bird that I'd been chatting to over the Internet earlier, when I got a tap on the shoulder.

"Are you Dave?" the woman asked with a smile.

"You're absolutely gorgeous!" I burst out in delight. "Yes, I'm Dave."

"That's brilliant," she replied.

Spoiler:

"There's some fat lass over there looking for you."