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Do you smoke?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:04 am
by rebbonk
I went to see my doctor today.

"Do you smoke?" he asked.

I said, "Yes, but only after having sex with my wife."

"Right, so how many cigarettes would you say, roughly?"

Spoiler:
"I haven't touched one for three years, doc."