Accountants (Bit ripe!)

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Accountants (Bit ripe!)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:36 am

Andrew and Peter Nausbaum were two very clever young brothers who decided to become partners and open an Accountancy business together.

They rented exclusive offices in London.

Andrew thought that the name "Nausbaum" was a bit long, Peter agreed, so they shortened their name to "Naus"

So, on the first day of opening their new offices, Peter and Andrew were really excited.

They hired a lovely young secretary to answer their calls.

The first call came at 10 am.

The nervous secretary answered the phone.

"Can I speak to Mr Naus" the voice said.

" Which Mr Naus would you like to speak to?” she asked

Spoiler:
“Mr A Naus or P Naus?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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