The cabbie agrees, so on quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible.
HE paid for the new golf clubs I gave you.
HE paid for your Man U. season tickets.
HE paid for your season ticket to the Oval.
HE paid for our cottage in South of France
HE paid for our speed boat.
HE paid for your country club membership, and
HE even pays for your monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies,
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