Lottery win
I was in the pub celebrating my £8 million lottery win, when my ex walked in demanding half.
I said "sure it's the least I can do."
She said "what are you serious? oh thank you, thank you so much."
I said "no problem
I said "sure it's the least I can do."
She said "what are you serious? oh thank you, thank you so much."
I said "no problem
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