Lottery win

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Lottery win

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:21 am

I was in the pub celebrating my £8 million lottery win, when my ex walked in demanding half.

I said "sure it's the least I can do."

She said "what are you serious? oh thank you, thank you so much."

I said "no problem
Spoiler:
what will it be Fosters or Carling?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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