Rules

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Rules

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:31 am

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined £20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of £180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

Spoiler:
"How much for a season pass?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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