Essex girl

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An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'

Girl: 'OK'

Medic: 'What's your name?'

Girl: ' Sharon .'

Medic: 'OK Sharon , is this your car?'

Sharon : 'Yes.'

Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?'

Sharon :

Spoiler:

'Romford, mate.'