scam warning

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scam warning

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:42 am

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start making love to each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs an act on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen
Spoiler:
last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight. Be warned!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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