Have a heart

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Have a heart

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:31 am

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like.
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Re: Have a heart

Postby Spuffler » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:55 am

Not English. We try to ape the Yanks in everything!!!!!
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