I've had 3 wives...
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:22 amA drunk sitting at a bar starts to reminisce to the barman.
"I was married three times and they all died. The first two died from eating poisoned mushrooms, and the third died of a fractured skull."
"That's terrible" said the barman. "How did it happen?"
"I was married three times and they all died. The first two died from eating poisoned mushrooms, and the third died of a fractured skull."
"That's terrible" said the barman. "How did it happen?"
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