In court on murder charges...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:24 amThe judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You`re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom shouts out, "You
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The judge says, "You`re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice once again at the back of the courtroom shouts out, "You really are a ."
The judge stops, and says to the person at the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I will charge you with contempt of court. Is that a problem?"
The man at the rear of the court stands up and says,
A voice at the back of the courtroom shouts out, "You
."The judge says, "You`re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice once again at the back of the courtroom shouts out, "You really are a
."The judge stops, and says to the person at the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I will charge you with contempt of court. Is that a problem?"
The man at the rear of the court stands up and says,
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