Stopped by the police

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Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:19 am

I was pulled over by the police last night.

"Have we had a drink tonight sir?" He asked.

"Yes officer." I replied. "I've had 12 pints of Fosters."

"Ok then sir,could you just blow into this for me. I think it's pretty obvious what the result will be."

"Just as I thought.," he said, taking back the breathalyser and studying it.
Spoiler:
"Enjoy the rest of your journey sir,and please get that brake light fixed."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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