Going to "off" the missus

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Going to "off" the missus

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:13 am

I hired a hitman to kill the wife.

He said he would aim just below the left breast and that would do the trick.

I said,
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" I want her dead not kneecapped.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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