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School play

PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:14 am
by rebbonk
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.

"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"

The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!"

The mother scowls and says:
Spoiler:
"Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."