Wedding night confession

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Wedding night confession

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:58 am

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

He says "That's OK dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies
Spoiler:
"Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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