My old Grand pa

[rebbonk]

A few months ago I went to visit my 89 year old grandfather. He told me he had good news, that the 18 year old girl from next door had moved in. She wanted to marry him, and to have his baby.

I told him good luck, and if she wasn't pregnant within a couple of months, get himself a lodger.

I went back today to see how he was. I asked him if his new wife had got pregnant yet, and he said yes, she has. I said, "so, you took my advice and got yourself a lodger then?"

He said,

Spoiler:

"yes, and she's pregnant too!"