Two nuns and Dracula

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Two nuns and Dracula

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:47 am

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windscreen.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windscreen wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windscreen washers. I filled the bottle up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windscreen washers. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
Spoiler:
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the :censored: off our car!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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