Out of the mouths of babes...

[rebbonk]

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.

"It's the vicar, Mummy," the child said to her mother.

Then she said, "Mummy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now...

Spoiler:

she's hitting the bottle."