Deaf dog - Slightly rude

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Deaf dog - Slightly rude

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:24 am

My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vet.

The Vet found that the problem was hair in the dogs ears.

He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some “Veet” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

The lady goes to the chemist and gets some “Veet” hair remover.

At the register, the Chemist tells her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The Chemist says: “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The Chemist says:
Spoiler:
“Stay off your bicycle for about a week.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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