COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Warning on Nytol:

"Warning - may cause drowsiness."

Warning on the underside of Tesco Tiramisu:

""Do not turn upside down."

On Boots Childrens' Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or use machinery after taking this medication."

On Marks and Spencer's Bread Pudding:

"Warning - may be hot after heating."

Who writes these things....?

There's also these famous ones:

Warning: Peanuts - May contain nuts.
Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2
International Yacht Varnish - Not suitable for marine use.
Birthday Card for a 2 year old - Not suitable for children under 3.
Superman outfit - Does not enable wearer to fly.
Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.
Mozzarella salad bagel. - Keep refrigerated ... avoid the fridge.