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Candles

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:33 am
by rebbonk
I phoned the wife and said, "When you come home tonight, the flat will be completely candlelit."

She said, "Aww, why, are you cooking a romantic meal?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"No, I haven't paid the electric bill."