Salesman

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A man was walking down the street and he saw a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window.

So he goes into the shop and the owner says 'Can I help you?' 'I-I-I w-w-want a-a-a j-job.' said the man.

The owner said 'I don't know if it would suit you, you have a speech impediment.'

'I-I-I h-have a-a-a w-wife an-nd k-kids at h-home, I-I n-need t-this j-job.'

The shop owner says 'Right, here are 3 Bibles. Go out and sell them.'

So our friend returns an hour later 'H-h-here's y-your m-money.'

The owner is impressed, so gives our man a dozen more Bibles and sends him out. Two hours later he returns with the cash. The owner is impressed 'You've sold more Bibles in 3 hours than most salesman do in 3 days! How do you do it?'

Spoiler:

'I-I-I r-r-ring t-the d-doorbell and s-s-say M-m-madam, d-d-do y-you w-want t-t-t-to b-b-buy t-t-his B-b-bible or d-d-do y-y-ou w-w-want m-me t-t-to r-r-read it t-t-t-to y-y-you?'