You Swine!
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:28 amA judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You swine!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Absolute swine!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this man’s neighbour for 10 years,
“You swine!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Absolute swine!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this man’s neighbour for 10 years,
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