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he said/she said

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:03 am

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:
Spoiler:
"That's in the phone book too."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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