Chavs....

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Chavs....

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:05 am

The last is the best ;)

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A.
Spoiler:
Society.


Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A.
Spoiler:
A chav girl has a higher sperm count.


Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A.
Spoiler:
Bus shelter.


Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A.
Spoiler:
Innit.


Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A.
Spoiler:
Sorted.


Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A.
Spoiler:
The defendant.


Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A.
Spoiler:
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.


Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A.
Spoiler:
The bride.


Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A.
Spoiler:
It might be your bike.


Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A.
Spoiler:
What you looking at?


Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?
A.
Spoiler:
The policeman!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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