Van driver

A van driver calls his office in some distress and tells the boss : " I've just run over a pig at the side of the road, what should I do?"
Without missing a beat, the boss replies: " Don't panic, just shove it behind the nearest hedge and drive off."
Two minutes later, the driver phones back and says: "OK,done that,
Without missing a beat, the boss replies: " Don't panic, just shove it behind the nearest hedge and drive off."
Two minutes later, the driver phones back and says: "OK,done that,
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