Van driver

[rebbonk]

A van driver calls his office in some distress and tells the boss : " I've just run over a pig at the side of the road, what should I do?"

Without missing a beat, the boss replies: " Don't panic, just shove it behind the nearest hedge and drive off."

Two minutes later, the driver phones back and says: "OK,done that,

Spoiler:

now what do I do with the speed gun?"