She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily, told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
And she said….
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
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