Wife and girl friend

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Wife and girl friend

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:20 am

I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.

I said, "What's going on?"

"You tell me?" replied my wife.

I said, "I don't know, you're sitting on the sofa with a stranger."

"A stranger, hey?" shouted my girlfriend, "I'm no stranger, we've been having sex for six months!"

I looked at my wife and said,
Spoiler:
"Is this true?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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