The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”
Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”
The sheriff says he isn’t in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.
Billy-Bob continues “Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.”
“Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did.”
“Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots.
Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and said “Okay Billy-Bob,
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