See through

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See through

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:35 am

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says
Spoiler:
'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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