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Lawyer jokes - Why are they so unpopular people?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:50 am
by rebbonk
You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Spoiler:
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.


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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

Spoiler:
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline


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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Spoiler:
Cut the rope.


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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Spoiler:
Shoot him before he hits the water.


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