Lawyer jokes - Why are they so unpopular people?

You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
Spoiler:
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Spoiler:
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
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