The police called...
The police knocked on my door this evening.
"Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?" asked the officer.
"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love."
"That's true," my wife shouted over,
"Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?" asked the officer.
"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love."
"That's true," my wife shouted over,
Spoiler: