Married too long

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Married too long

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:21 am

Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman:
"The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress:
"Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes and a raincoat...when I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman:

"I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
Spoiler:
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 70311
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Ads