London Olympics
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:13 amA Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman looks around, picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says. "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding pipe and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says. "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland," he says.
The Scotsman looks around, picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says. "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding pipe and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says. "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland," he says.
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