"Well, it was like this,"said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
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