Can't swim

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Can't swim

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:29 am

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this bloke splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, "I can't swim! I can't swim!"

"It's alright, mate," I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign,
Spoiler:
"It says no swimming anyway".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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