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Nelson's deliveries

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:18 am
by rebbonk
Nelson Mandela returned home with Winnie after a stroll in the park to find a pile of exhaust pipes on his lawn.

Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum of engine oil.

On the third day he decided to stay in to see if the same would happen again.

A car transporter turned up to leave five Micras with him. Infuriated, he asked the driver for the delivery docket.

"You berk!"

Spoiler:
"I am Nelson Mandela. NOT Nissan Main Dealer"