Hit traffic

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Hit traffic

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:45 am

I phoned our daughter, "We're going to be late. We've hit traffic."

"Oh, I forgot to mention the roadworks on the motorway," she said.

"Motorway?" I replied.
Spoiler:
"Your mum's hit three cars just reversing off the drive."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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