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Pte Herman James

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:13 am
by rebbonk
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James,a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.

That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.

That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
Spoiler:
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.