3rd date

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3rd date

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:48 am

I was chatting a girl up I'd just met.

"Do you believe in sex after three dates?" I asked her cheekily.

"If things get that far, I'd have to think about it," she said with a wink.

My swagger was on now so I asked, "Can we pretend we've just had our third date?"

"I suppose we could," she replied.
Spoiler:
"I don't think things will work out between us. Sorry."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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